Who knows what I’ll admit to next week!

On this blog,
I’ve mentioned my gray hair.
I’ve mentioned my sugar addiction.
I’ve mentioned my panic attacks.
I’ve mentioned my depression.
I’ve mentioned my issues with taming my tongue.
I’ve mentioned financial struggles.
I’ve mentioned scales on my nose.

But this is about the hardest thing I’ve had to mention and discuss. No one – I mean NO ONE wants to acknowledge the elephant in the corner.

Please consider this a Public Service Announcement:

As you head towards 40, your nose will start to sprout hairs. Hairs that actually grow out of your nose!

It’s just flat-out wrong that along with wrinkles and age spots we have to deal with the possibility of this:Don’t kid yourself – there is nothing about this look that is attractive.

Please purchase one of these and take care of it.


Then come back and thank me for sparing you any future embarrassment. ;0)

I do this out of love for my friends. Now, instead of a thank you note, feel free to subscribe to my blog (psst – over there in the upper left sidebar) because you never know what I’ll admit to next!

Whew! That was a hard topic to cover… Off to check my nose.

Comments

  1. http://foo-say says

    Bwahahahah!

  2. http://DaisyBug says

    Great. Now I get to be paranoid about that too! Yippie!! Thanks for the tip – oh and make sure you use a dedicated instrument for nose hair cleaning – anyone remember that House eppy with the guy who used the little scissors he trimmed his toe nails with?? He got athletes foot in his nose??! Ewwww – gross…

  3. http://Baby%20Mamma%20(Tamra) says

    Ha! The joys of stray hairs. Love your honesty!

  4. http://Melody says

    Thank you, you look quite fetching today as well!

    That is the funniest thing ever – I will keep an eye out for errant nose hairs.

    Thanks for the tip!

  5. http://Jungles%20Wife says

    This is sad but true…FYI – if you are over 40 and think it isn’t true, try looking in the mirror with reading glasses and/or a mirror with magnification. Ask me how I know – ack!

  6. http://Darla says

    *choke* *sputter* bwahahahahah. Okay dang it – now I have to go look at my nose. One more year til 40 but I don’t wanna be the only one who hasn’t taken care of this issue if there is one to be taken care of.

    I do know about the whisker on my right cheek (on my face – get your mind out of the gutter LOL).

  7. http://Sister%20Honey%20Bunch says

    Oh, my friend. I know what of you speak.

  8. http://Sarah says

    haha- I turn 40 in December. Glad to know what I have to look forward to!

  9. http://pamibe says

    Oh, honey. Wait til you turn 50. You’ll be shocked at what happens… and no, I won’t ruin the surprise… ;)

  10. http://Michelle@Life%20with%20Three says

    Thanks for being so honest in your determination to fight the frump! :) Do women ever get a break? There were so many crazy things that happened during pregnancy, now I have to look forward to things that happen after 40! Sheesh!

  11. http://Vintage%20Dutch%20Girl says

    Whew, that took some guts!

    I’ll keep an eye out for newly sprouting nose hairs…

    getting older is lovely, isn’t it!?

  12. http://HRH says

    I am very frightened about the next topic and then the next…

    Hold me.

  13. http://Melanie says

    Yes. This is an issue. Thanks for keepin it real.

    I am not ready to purchase a special too just yet…

    But it’s taken care of.

  14. http://Beck says

    You deserve a public service award for this, m’dear.

  15. http://Gotta%20GROW%20with%20it says

    WHAT? I thought that was just my husband’s problem! Hysterical post!

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