Who knows what I’ll admit to next week!

On this blog,
I’ve mentioned my gray hair.
I’ve mentioned my sugar addiction.
I’ve mentioned my panic attacks.
I’ve mentioned my depression.
I’ve mentioned my issues with taming my tongue.
I’ve mentioned financial struggles.
I’ve mentioned scales on my nose.

But this is about the hardest thing I’ve had to mention and discuss. No one – I mean NO ONE wants to acknowledge the elephant in the corner.

Please consider this a Public Service Announcement:

As you head towards 40, your nose will start to sprout hairs. Hairs that actually grow out of your nose!

It’s just flat-out wrong that along with wrinkles and age spots we have to deal with the possibility of this:Don’t kid yourself – there is nothing about this look that is attractive.

Please purchase one of these and take care of it.


Then come back and thank me for sparing you any future embarrassment. ;0)

I do this out of love for my friends. Now, instead of a thank you note, feel free to subscribe to my blog (psst – over there in the upper left sidebar) because you never know what I’ll admit to next!

Whew! That was a hard topic to cover… Off to check my nose.

Comments

  1. Bwahahahah!

  2. DaisyBug says:

    Great. Now I get to be paranoid about that too! Yippie!! Thanks for the tip – oh and make sure you use a dedicated instrument for nose hair cleaning – anyone remember that House eppy with the guy who used the little scissors he trimmed his toe nails with?? He got athletes foot in his nose??! Ewwww – gross…

  3. Baby Mamma (Tamra) says:

    Ha! The joys of stray hairs. Love your honesty!

  4. Thank you, you look quite fetching today as well!

    That is the funniest thing ever – I will keep an eye out for errant nose hairs.

    Thanks for the tip!

  5. Jungles Wife says:

    This is sad but true…FYI – if you are over 40 and think it isn’t true, try looking in the mirror with reading glasses and/or a mirror with magnification. Ask me how I know – ack!

  6. *choke* *sputter* bwahahahahah. Okay dang it – now I have to go look at my nose. One more year til 40 but I don’t wanna be the only one who hasn’t taken care of this issue if there is one to be taken care of.

    I do know about the whisker on my right cheek (on my face – get your mind out of the gutter LOL).

  7. Sister Honey Bunch says:

    Oh, my friend. I know what of you speak.

  8. haha- I turn 40 in December. Glad to know what I have to look forward to!

  9. Oh, honey. Wait til you turn 50. You’ll be shocked at what happens… and no, I won’t ruin the surprise… ;)

  10. Michelle@Life with Three says:

    Thanks for being so honest in your determination to fight the frump! :) Do women ever get a break? There were so many crazy things that happened during pregnancy, now I have to look forward to things that happen after 40! Sheesh!

  11. Vintage Dutch Girl says:

    Whew, that took some guts!

    I’ll keep an eye out for newly sprouting nose hairs…

    getting older is lovely, isn’t it!?

  12. I am very frightened about the next topic and then the next…

    Hold me.

  13. Melanie says:

    Yes. This is an issue. Thanks for keepin it real.

    I am not ready to purchase a special too just yet…

    But it’s taken care of.

  14. You deserve a public service award for this, m’dear.

  15. Gotta GROW with it says:

    WHAT? I thought that was just my husband’s problem! Hysterical post!

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