Warning #9 on my new hair straightener:
Never use while sleeping.
Him: "Gosh, honey, you seem to thrive on cooking, cleaning and dusting – and I’m all tuckered out by closing time. What’s the answer?"
Her: "Vitamins, Darling! I always get my vitamins."
As far as I can tell, Pep is a cereal made by Kellogg’s.
I know Zoloft doesn’t make me look cute, sassy and peppy. I’ll have to hunt around and give this a try.
Even old stale Pep’s gotta be better than no Pep at all.
What the ad says:
Why we have the youngest customers in the business
This young man is 11 months old — and he isn’t our youngest customer by any means.
For 7-Up is so pure, so wholesome, you can even give it to babies and feel good about it. Look at the back of a 7-Up bottle. Notice that all our ingredients are listed. (That isn’t required of soft drinks, you know — but we’re proud to do it and we think you’re pleased that we do.)
By the way, Mom, when it comes to toddlers — if they like to be coaxed to drink their milk, try this: Add 7-Up to the milk in equal parts, pouring the 7-Up gently into the milk. It’s a wholesome combination — and it works! Make 7-Up your family drink.
You like it… it likes you!
(yes, this is a real ad, however, I did add the first line to it… you know, the one about mama’s breasts. Just to be clear; so the 7-up lawyers don’t come after my millions and millions and bajallions of dollars.)
Learning to let go.
Striving to grow in ways that aren't always comfortable.