All within a days time

Yesterday was such an amazing day! Y’all will never believe it.

~ I was invited to have unlimited hits on my blog within 15 minutes. For free! All I need to do is create an account and use my credit card to validate it! Imagine that! The things nice people are willing to do these days… amazing.

~ I was notified (NOTICE!!!!) that I am a winner and that I am to contact Mr. Rene Huson, IMMEDIATELY, to claim my prize money!! Some sort of lottery or something that I didn’t even have to enter to win! How cool is that!!??

~ Miss Chechen Lindstrom, who inherited a large amount of money from her late father, appealed to me for help. It seems as though she is having a very very difficult time acquiring the necessary documents required for claiming her money and needs me ~ ‘lil ol moi!? ~ to give her all of my personal info so that I can obtain the money for her. And GUESS WHAT!?! She’s gonna give me a large heap of that money for helping her! She even called me responsible ~blush~

Golly! there really are good honest people out there…

~ I received an E-Card from my dear friend Seraphina. (hmmm… I don’t recall any of my friends being named that… maybe it’s my friend Eva. She was always pretending to be someone else. Silly Eva!) Probably trying to pull some prank on me like last time, when I lost all that data on my computer and had to restore my computer. That girl… she’s a hoot.

~ I need to contact CitiBank. It seems that the account I have with them ~ the one I had no idea existed ~ needs some action taken. I’m sure they need all of my personal info too. Might as well just keep my debit card and current bank account number handy… it seems as though everyone needs that info today. But how sweet is that for CitiBank to be so concerned about my little insignificant, nay, nonexistent, account.

~ I also have an unclaimed payment at Ebay. They too, need my info – password and account number to verify that they deposit it in the proper account.

What a day! Believe me when I tell you that I promise that those millions of dollars that I am going to receive from all of these super fab people is not gonna change me one tiny little bit.

Oops, gotta go. I just received notice that the IRS needs my Social Security number emailed to them so that they can send me my Economic Stimulus Payment…

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Comments

  1. ~ Straight Shooter ~ says:

    Amazing…just amazing is all I can say as I shake my head at your luck!

  2. I got all those emails to, plus one from a lady in Africa who husband died and she is dying and she picked me to use the money to share God with the world…me!

    I looked at my site meter thingy the day they all can in and I had a string of people from Turkey, the country LOL and all these emails!

    Cute post~Have a fun day!
    Jen

  3. makes me wanna run back to the bed & pull the covers over my head.

    its SO sad. how can people do this kind of stuff?

  4. Michelle Smiles says:

    Gee and I think the only one I got yesterday was the one telling me that my paypal account was going to be suspended if I didn’t take action.

    That the phone call (yes it still happens now and then I guess) that my car financing company (not the actual name of the company – they just said they were my car financing company) needed to verify the make and model of my car and some of my personal information. HA!

  5. You won the lottery too?! What a coincidence! I didn’t have to enter either! LOL!

  6. “Economic Stimulus Payment” *snort* Where do they come up with this stuff? I’ve had some pretty crazy ones come through my email box too!

  7. We’ll be so cute when we’re rich together, won’t we?

  8. Not the Queen says:

    Wonderful! We’ll both be stinkin’ rich very soon.

  9. People have waaayyyy too much time on their hands. They need a hobby- I feel so sorry for all of the older people that get suckered into this junk.

  10. I’m soooo jealous. EVERYONE wants your attention. I hope you gave it to them. ;)

  11. carrie*postma says:

    Sounds like a fantastic e-mail day! LOL!

  12. Megan (FriedOkra) says:

    It’s a good thing we’re all so shrewd, you know, or there would be a lot of happy emailing crooks out there. It must work on somebody or else why would they keep on trying?

  13. Elizabeth...mommy...etc says:

    yes…i win the lottery about 4 times a day! it is INSANITY!

    *elizabeth
    —giveaway at my place—

  14. This made me laugh out loud. I love getting all these emails too.

  15. Jolanthe says:

    I’m just laughing because I have a post in my editing/waiting pile on my blogger account almost the same as this that I’ve been saving for a rainy day.

    It always cracks me up when I get those emails. It’s sad though to think that someone, somewhere, has fallen prey to those seemingly obviously stupid emails.

    Jolanthe

  16. It’s scary to know there are those out there who will be misled by all this horribleness on the internet – I think there’s a section of hell set aside for them,seriously.

  17. Cassie - Homeschooling Four says:

    We must have mutual friends. I can’t wait to become a millionaire!!

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