Yesterday was such an amazing day! Y’all will never believe it.
~ I was invited to have unlimited hits on my blog within 15 minutes. For free! All I need to do is create an account and use my credit card to validate it! Imagine that! The things nice people are willing to do these days… amazing.
~ I was notified (NOTICE!!!!) that I am a winner and that I am to contact Mr. Rene Huson, IMMEDIATELY, to claim my prize money!! Some sort of lottery or something that I didn’t even have to enter to win! How cool is that!!??
~ Miss Chechen Lindstrom, who inherited a large amount of money from her late father, appealed to me for help. It seems as though she is having a very very difficult time acquiring the necessary documents required for claiming her money and needs me ~ ‘lil ol moi!? ~ to give her all of my personal info so that I can obtain the money for her. And GUESS WHAT!?! She’s gonna give me a large heap of that money for helping her! She even called me responsible ~blush~
Golly! there really are good honest people out there…
~ I received an E-Card from my dear friend Seraphina. (hmmm… I don’t recall any of my friends being named that… maybe it’s my friend Eva. She was always pretending to be someone else. Silly Eva!) Probably trying to pull some prank on me like last time, when I lost all that data on my computer and had to restore my computer. That girl… she’s a hoot.
~ I need to contact CitiBank. It seems that the account I have with them ~ the one I had no idea existed ~ needs some action taken. I’m sure they need all of my personal info too. Might as well just keep my debit card and current bank account number handy… it seems as though everyone needs that info today. But how sweet is that for CitiBank to be so concerned about my little insignificant, nay, nonexistent, account.
~ I also have an unclaimed payment at Ebay. They too, need my info – password and account number to verify that they deposit it in the proper account.
What a day! Believe me when I tell you that I promise that those millions of dollars that I am going to receive from all of these super fab people is not gonna change me one tiny little bit.
Oops, gotta go. I just received notice that the IRS needs my Social Security number emailed to them so that they can send me my Economic Stimulus Payment…